A middle aged woman attended a seminar with a bunch of young adults.?

As she was sitting there, she heard a buzzing sound coming from the oung lady sitting next to her. The young girl gently touched the palm of her hand and said to the olderlady, "That is my pager. I had it implanted in my hand to keep from losing it." The older lady just scoffed and turned her attention back to the speaker. A little later, the older lady heard a ringing sound coming from the young lady on the other side of her. The young lady simply touched her forearm and said the the older lady, "That was my cell phone. I had it permanently implanted in my arm because I was always leaving it places." Again the older lady just scoffed and turned her attention back to the speaker. A couple of hours later, they broke for lunch. The older lady went to the restroom. Upon exiting the restroom, the two young ladies informed her that she had toilet tissue hanging from her skirt. Well, not to be outdone by the younger, technical generation, the older lady simply replied,

A middle aged woman attended a seminar with a bunch of young adults.?
ROFLMFAO that was sooooooooooooo flippen funny!!!!!! it had me on the floor LOLing OMG that was funny!!! her have a star plus a 10/10
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Reply:lol heard it before BUTT its always funny!
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Reply:I love this! I cracked up the first time I heard it, and I still tell it to my friends. The very similar version I know is about 3 women in a spa, though :]
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Reply:Lmao! I've heard this before, but I couldn't remember quite how it went. Thanks for the refresher! Star!