Dont you just love jokes???

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?


A: Ask your mom.


Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?


A: Say, "Nice dick."





Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?


A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."





Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?


A: An itchy, twitchy twat.





Q: Are birth control pills deductible?


A: Only if they don't work.





Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?


A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.





Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?


A: Because they have cotton balls.





Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?


A: A cock that stays up all night.





Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?


A: Palm Sunday





Q: Why is being in the military like a *******?


A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.





Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?


A: A bingo machine.





Q: What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?


A: Hair balls





Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?


A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive





Q: What can Life Savers do that men cannot?


A: Come in five flavours





Q: What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?


A: Crust





Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?


A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork





Q: How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?


A: By sticking your finger in his honey





Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?


A: Both can smell it... but they can't eat it





Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?


A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.





Q: What's the speed limit of sex?


A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.





Q: Why is air a lot like sex?


A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.





Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?


A: He heard the snow blower coming.





Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?


A: She's withholding evidence





Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?


A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.





Q: What does a dog do that a boy steps into?


A: A lump of ****. no wait.. pants.





Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?


A: Dress her up as an altar boy





Q: What do you call an amish farmer with his arm halfway up his horses ***?


A: A mechanic





Q: Why did the elephant paint his balls red?


A: So he could hide in the cherry tree.





Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?


A: A giraffe eating cherries.





Q: Why does santa have such a big sack?


A: Cos he only comes once a year.





Q: How do you define a "tough girl"


A: She kickstarts her own vibrator, or she rolls her own tampons








Q: What do you get if you cross a nun with a computer?


A: A system that won't go down.

Dont you just love jokes???
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