Saturday, May 22, 2010

What's up with this fax? jimi4950?

Three Ladies in


a Sauna





THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR


CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING


SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE


OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE


A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.





A FEW MINUTES


LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A


MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'





THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW


-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE


RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.








THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE


OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M


GETTING A FAX!!"

What's up with this fax? jimi4950?
I love your jokes
Reply:hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Reply:that's hilarious :)
Reply:That is amazingly funny. ha
Reply:hahaha nice one!
Reply:WOW! What a great question. You deserve a star for your aw some work!





Here ya go!
Reply:Funny and gross!
Reply:eeewww!


funny though,


lol
Reply:yuck, gag
Reply:that was a nice joke but u shouldnt display such non veg jokes on net cz it can spoil a child


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