Three Ladies in
a Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR
CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING
SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE
OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE
A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES
LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A
MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW
-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE
RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE
OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M
GETTING A FAX!!"
What's up with this fax? jimi4950?
I love your jokes
Reply:hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Reply:that's hilarious :)
Reply:That is amazingly funny. ha
Reply:hahaha nice one!
Reply:WOW! What a great question. You deserve a star for your aw some work!
Here ya go!
Reply:Funny and gross!
Reply:eeewww!
funny though,
lol
Reply:yuck, gag
Reply:that was a nice joke but u shouldnt display such non veg jokes on net cz it can spoil a child
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