A bus stops to let on a passenger. This attractive lady steps onto the bus and puts her right thumb to her nose and wiggles her fingers without saying a word. The bus driver puts his right thumb to his nose and his left thumb to the palm of his right hand and wiggles all eight of his fingers. The woman then looks a bit confused and in silence grabs her t*ts! The bus driver in a growing lack of patience grabs his balls, the woman then turns around, grabs her @ss and struts off the bus!!
A frequent passenger who sits at the front of the bus looks to the driver, and says, "Tom, I've been riding your bus for quite a few years now and I've never seen anything as vulgar as this! I'm going to have to ride a different route!"
Tom, the driver looks to the woman sitting in the front seat and replies, "You are mistaken, that woman was deaf. She asked me if this bus was headed for 5th. street, I said, 'no, 10th street.' She asked if it went to the Dairy Mart, I told her that it went to the
Joke:::: Body Language?
Pmsl your on a roll tonight, I just choked up my soda, haha good one...star
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:hehehe hahaha ;)
Reply:great!
hehehe
Reply:pmsl
Reply:lol
Reply:LMAO!!!!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:nice one wrinkly
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Reply:like the girl who goes to the dentist with her dad
after a few minutes the dentist comes out %26amp; tells her dad that she has got both breasts out %26amp; is pointing to her crotch
dad says "sorry she's deaf %26amp; dumb. she wants 2 out %26amp; 1 filling"
boom boom
Reply:... HAHAHA!!!! (IN THE GOOD WAY!!)
Reply:thanks for that, will have to try that sign language myself, pmsl
have a star
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Reply:Hahahahahhahahahahaaa, ffs have you found a new joke book hahahaha, that was class.
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