Two hungry tramps are walking down a country lane. One sees a pile of horse manure. He picks up a piece and lays it in the palm of his hand. ‘I’m going to show this to the lady at the big house up the road and I will ask her to make it into a sandwich for me. She will feel sorry for us and give us some food.’ ‘Do you think that will work?’ asks the other tramp. ‘Of course, never fails.’ They go to the front door of the big house and knock on the door whereupon the lady of the house appears. The tramp asks: ‘Excuse me my lady but is it possible you could give me two pieces of bread so I can make a sandwich with this piece of horse manure?’ The lady looks askance; ‘You cannot eat that my man………go round to the stables and get a hot one!’
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Wow.That was so hilarious that i'm laughed my smelly socks off which i've worn for about a week or two now.
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