Outraged upon watching Wife of George VI drop American former 'First Lady' Eleanor Roosevelt bloody upon French Embassy carpet after furious bare knuckle fight of three minutes one slightly tipsy Hollywood actress turns Royal cheek with hard palm slap softened only by expensive white cotton evening glove. Thus begins second female gown tearing and bone breaking brawl.
Elizabeth II, with her second wind, spits blood while driving a hard jab into proffered large bosum of another mouthy Yank ;
a cold and tight snarl makes all nearer French step backward.
'Eleanor was easy meat so why not another?', came silently.
Monroe steps up with roundhouse swing delivered with pout. The actress lacks instruction recieved from British and Indian self-defense tutors but has more personal experience in 'dirty' fighting from Depression Years on tough streets. She isn't feeling any pain yet, either. So who do fantasy readers put their money on and why?
In 1952, Marilyn Monroe Vs. Elizabeth II, Who Wins?
Our Lizzy's a tiny thing, she wouldn't stand a chance against Marilyn. Also, Marilyn had a crappy childhood so I'm guessing there's a lot of pent-up anger in there!
Reply:Ive got my money on Lizzy, true British grit and wont give in, Monroe has had too many drugs and will fade away.
why the thumb down ? thats my opinion.............
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