Saturday, May 22, 2010

You're horny. I'm horny. Why not just cut the B.S.?

Ladies,





When we are on a date do honestly think we care what your opinion is on economic theory? Your political stance? How much you hate your boss? How great of a person you think you really are? NO!





But we know pretending to listen to you is the price of admission. If we pretend to give a sh*t, you might let us into your pants and that's really all we want. And instead of just giving it up because you're afraid some one will think bad of you, we have to play your game of plausible deniability.





This video helps explain what I'm talking about (except the ending goes too far): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRRotGoKK...





Are you feeling me? Any women who needs my palm print on their a** can just drop me a line. Tell Poindexter how many times you go to church. Don't tell me.





Where's my bad girls at? The ones who need a good crack in the a**!

You're horny. I'm horny. Why not just cut the B.S.?
LOL. You are so funny. That's so true though. I mean honestly, I like guys who are honest with their feelings. I mean hey, I might want to **** too ;D





*But yeah watch this video. It's what people REALLY mean to say on a first date.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=ei32amW9ziI
Reply:wtf? your such a damn filthy pig. who the **** do you think you are. If you didn't know, some women actually enjoy just conversing w/out the sex afterwards..


you are the most discusting man there is on here. if all you want is to go in someones pants why dont you just get a damn hooker and save yourself all the trouble!
Reply:well damn
Reply:If the first date is that well..orthe date goes that well.....I will be ******** you at the end! A guy once asked me on the date..in a perfect sexual world...what would you have done? I told him..we would not have made it to the movies or dinner we would have been ******** in his bed when he invited me in before we left! And thats the truth!
Reply:Wow...when you turn 18 give me a call! LOL!


You know the funny thing is? The whole time we are on a our dates...lol...we know if your going to get laid or not already. LOL Ha Ha Women have the power!
Reply:Another attempt to make women look like garbage. A lot of us gossip less than many men do in locker rooms and with their friends....dont tell me you dont ...and dont tell me guys dont complain about their boss....Ive heard tons of guys moan on about miserable things. What a load of garbage





LOL SEXREX....I think so too
Reply:You're just dying to come out of the closet, aren't you sweetie? Tell us all about it and we'll help you come to grips with your homosexuality. There's nothing to be ashamed of. You can tell us. We'll listen!


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