Thursday, May 20, 2010

In 1952, Marilyn Monroe Vs. Elizabeth II, Who Wins?

Outraged upon watching Wife of George VI clean the clock of


former First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt upon French Embassy red carpet after a three minute bare knuckle bout the slightly


tipsy Hollywood actress turns Royal cheek with hard slap by palm within white glove and screaming female brawl is again underway.





Elizabeth II, with her second wind, spits blood while driving hard jab into proffered ample bosum; her snarl is cold and tight. The actress lacks any formal tutoring, such as provided Royals, but was schooled in 'dirty' fighting of hard times and mean streets. Who do you put your money on? Why?

In 1952, Marilyn Monroe Vs. Elizabeth II, Who Wins?
I'd put my money on Her Majesty - she was in the army!


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