Sometimes I just don't get women .. read this and tell me if I'm wrong!!!??

The other day I took my wife to dinner (once a year) and there was this lady sitting 2 tables acroos from us and she had huge boobs ... so I told my wife "Honey, check out the coconuts on that palm tree, I would love to suck the juice out of them" and she looked at me and called me a jerk and let !!! ... you believe her nerve??? all I did was compliment that other lady!!!





Women are crazy!!!!

Sometimes I just don't get women .. read this and tell me if I'm wrong!!!??
i would of laughed i always point out stuff like that to my man i have no shame i know i have him wrapped around my finger....
Reply:You BELONG in a coconut tree.
Reply:Hi,gummybear...I think you are wrong....Hey!!don't you mad at me!!You said "I would love to suck the juice out of them".So, she must have misunderstood you,man...
Reply:Would you like it if she sat right in front of you and said "check out the bulge on that guy! Yeah, I'd like to suck that!" No you would not, you disrespectful immature pig!!!
Reply:Had you not added the part about sucking the juice out of them you probably would have been fine. Moron.
Reply:there is a time and place for making such comments..





its not very good for a womens self eestem to make comments like that ..


next time keep your mouth closed and save the boob obeservations to your buddies.. :)





she'll respect you more if you seem gentlemenly





send her some flowers to her work and say your sorry :)
Reply:Can't figure why she reacted as she did.
Reply:That was not a compliment you paid the other lady, that was an expression of the desire to have physical contact.





A compliment or an observation would have been 'hey, don't you think that lady over there has huge breasts....'





How would you feel if your you were say... out at the beach, and your wife saw a young man with speedo and said to you... look at that guy, he has a huge ****, I would love to take it out and suck it.... wouldn't you feel put out?
Reply:Lets just say your wording could use some improvement..I would of reacted a little differently though..I'd of told you to go ask her husband if he'd mind you sucking on his wifes ****...then at some point when you look away from your food or drink I'd give ya a little surprise...=)
Reply:duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Reply:Hey pal. You owe me royalties on that one.
Reply:I would have to say that you are lucky she didn't try to crack your coco-nuts.
Reply:your wife is so right..A**
Reply:Dude how old are you? 12?
Reply:You hurt her felings!





When you are out with a woman, especially your wife, she wants to be the only one you look at. She wants to hold your attention and fel like she is the most important thing in the world right now. Focus your attention on her and you will be surprized at what the rewards will be for you.


Don't get me wrong, we are all human and women look at men just like men look at women. It is natural. But you can glance without the comments.


Take her on another date. Show she is the one that can hold your attention.


Good luck.