Some old riddles, if you like them give some stars!?

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?


--Ask your mom.





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How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?


--Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.





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How do you know you're leading a sad life?


--When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."





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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus


and a yeast infection?


--An itchy, twitchy twat.





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Do you know why ghosts don't make noise when they make love?


--Because they have hollow weenies!* * *





What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?





--A cock that stays up all night.





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Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day.


What do single guys have?


--Palm Sunday





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What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?


--Her navel.





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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?


--A bingo machine.





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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?





--"Are you sure it's mine?"


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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?


--Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.


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What three two-letter words denote "small"?





--"Is it in?"





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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?


--Mace will do that to you.





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If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you


have?


--Divorce proceedings, most likely.





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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?





--Everyone has the same DNA.

Some old riddles, if you like them give some stars!?
some funny.
Reply:hah, some of those were pretty funny
Reply:Those wrecked me. Pure funny right there.